Random Voice Testing/Museboxing Post

[collagehero]

BECAUSE REASONS

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[collagehero]

[She watches with interest, even though she doesn't really understand what he's doing.]

So why are you doing all of this by yourself, Hacchi? What's the rest of your class doing?

-Something fun, probably. Who wants to look at dirt? Srsly, Hajime.-

[She hates to admit that Katze-san has a point, but...Katze-san kind of has a point. Hopefully they didn't just dump the boring jobs on poor Hacchi and ditch him.]

[unlikelyfarmhand]

This is the event for the equestrian club.

[Hachiken explains a bit as he walks the track. Yep, looking at dirt. Dirt he's checked before, no less.]

I have to go to the class event next, they're finishing the stalls.

[collagehero]

Where are your friends? Are they at the class event?

[If he's part of a club, the club should be here with him!]

[unlikelyfarmhand]

Everyone has a lot of things to do and I owe a lot of favours, that's all.

[collagehero]

-DOORMAT-

That doesn't mean you should be by yourself! That's not festival-y at all! It's a good thing I decided to stick around!

[unlikelyfarmhand]

No really, it's fine! Look the track is good, so we can go check out the stalls.

[collagehero]

[It's really not fine, but she'll let it go for now.]

What do you have to do there? Are there animals?

[unlikelyfarmhand]

No, not really, but we can stop and look at the animals if you want.

[He smiles, wanting to be a good host of course.]

[collagehero]

Nope! I'm here to help you, so that's what I'm gonna do!

[She strikes a pose, then laughs at herself before skipping after Hachiken again.]

[unlikelyfarmhand]

Alright I suppose.

[Hachiken doesn't get too far, he gets interrupted by another boy. He pointed behind him. He sighs a bit.]

We need to check out the oven, I think. It's in the woods.

[collagehero]

Oven? Are you cooking too?

[Is anyone else involved in this festival at all? She's really beginning to wonder. If she were in charge, she'd organize everything over Galax and everyone would be able to take on what they were best at doing. Hacchi hasn't even taken out his phone once, if he has one, so she's pretty sure he doesn't have an account.]

Hacchi must be really important...

[unlikelyfarmhand]

[Phones aren't permitted except during designated hours Hajime, sorry to disappoint.]

No, I'm not cooking but I'm overseeing it. There's a group of people who wanted to use it and somehow it became mine...

[collagehero]

So Hacchi can delegate! Except he's doing it all wrong! You need to trust people to do their part!

-Right, right! GAH I AGREED WITH HAJIME!-

[Actually, Katze-san was very good at delegating. She doesn't think Hacchi would take lessons from him, though, what with the whole "planet-destroying alien" thing.]

[unlikelyfarmhand]

Ah, I wasn't going to do anything else but the third years came and uh, insisted.

[He smiles weakly. Yeah, he's such a push over. When he gets to the oven he starts poking at it, it's not heating up like it should. It's just a masonry oven and when he examines the back, there's a brick loose.]

[collagehero]

That's when you take a deeeeeeep breath [She demonstrates.] and say "NO!" You can't do everything for everyone, even if they ask. You'll just end up doing more and more and more and more until BOOM!

[She tosses herself on the ground and lies motionless for a bit before hopping back to her feet.]

[unlikelyfarmhand]

It's alright! I don't mind!

[He smiles, but it's a little tight. With the oven fixed, they can continue on their way.]

[collagehero]

[Hajime pokes him in the cheek and frowns at him. Now he's just faking happy. That's even worse than not having fun (which he's doing too). Everyone keeps asking him to do things, but no one has stayed to help him yet. He's been completely by himself the whole time and that's awful.]

[unlikelyfarmhand]

[He gets off course again when some boys ask him to help with the potato farming exhibit and he's given a big box of potatoes to plant for people to find. "Thanks!" the guy said cheerfully.

Hachiken had forgotten about this favour. Damn.]

[collagehero]

[Hajime takes the potatoes from Hachiken and walks right back over to the boy who gave them to him.]

Hacchi is very busy, so you're gonna have to find someone else to plant these! I bet it'd be really fun if you did it yourslf!

[unlikelyfarmhand]

[He grins and shrugs. 'Nothing I can do, Hachiken owes me a favour, right Hachiken?']

Yeah, I know. I know. It's fine, I'll take care of it.

[He sighs a little.]

Well it won't take me that long.

[collagehero]

[Hajime's not letting the potatoes go. She points at Hachiken.]

POTATOES DENIED.

[Then at the boy who gave him the potatoes.]

Hacchi won't tell you no, so I will. If it won't take him long, I'm sure it won't take you long either. Have fun with your planting!

[She holds them out again to the boy, but makes as if she's going to tip the box.]

[unlikelyfarmhand]

Hajime-chan, please! It's fine!

[collagehero]

[She looks back over her shoulder.]

It's not fine! A festival is supposed to be for everyone! If you do everything yourself and everyone else just benefits from it, no one will really be happy. Do you think he'll be happy when people tell him how great his potato thing was and he knows he made you do it?

[Of course, the guy is standing right there as she says this...]

[unlikelyfarmhand]

I'll come do it later then. I can handle it. I don't have to disappoint him.

[collagehero]

He won't be disappointed at all! I'll be disappointed.

[Again, he's standing right there.]